"I am going to kick your head in"
While watching PBS sprout.
"What did you say?"
"Max on Dragon Tales said it Mom, he did I swear. He did"
"Seth it is PBS all good all inniocent and beautiful and cheary. I do doublt that Max said that"
"He did Mom I swear he did, I told you he did"
"No he did not. That's it with the naughty talk, I am turning the TV off"
I do not know where he got this saying buy he says ALL THE FLIPPIN TIME! I am thinking from that boy in his class that caused more trouble then he did.
WAAAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAAA NOOO WA WAAAA WA WAAA WAA
YOUR MEAN WAAA WAAAA WAAA MY SHOWS I WANT MY SHOWS NOOO
WAAAA WAAA WAAAA WAAAA TURN THEM BACK ON WAAAAAA WAAAA
WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
This was all in one long breath I swear! Wow huh? This kids has a set of lungs.
Me in the nicest sweetest voice, no sarcasm at all I swear. I had a great day and I had just come home from yoga class. I was so relaxed.
"It doesn't matter how long or how hard or how loud you cry I am not turning the TV back on"
"OK, good night"
Me absolutely silent and thinking that little snot gobblin, UGH!!!!!!!!!! Why does this child do this to me? He is the sweetest cutest thing. Loves to snuggle and will kiss you because he loves you too much. Aw right? I ALWAYS hear that I am the best mom and I get a HUGE bear hug. Aw again. Then no more then 2 seconds after being so sweet I hear
"I am going to kick your head off"
That is sassy talk in our house and he so knows it. UGH this child I adore him!
10 minutes after crying
"My nose is clogged, the stuffy won't come out"
"Get a tissue they are on the piano"
"I want to Neti Pot"
'Just bow your nose"
"Aw man, your so mean mom"
"I try little man I try"
Wednesday, June 4, 2008