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Seth
"I am going to kick your head in"
While watching PBS sprout.
Me
"What did you say?"
Seth
"Max on Dragon Tales said it Mom, he did I swear. He did"
Me
"Seth it is PBS all good all inniocent and beautiful and cheary. I do doublt that Max said that"
Seth
"He did Mom I swear he did, I told you he did"
Me
"No he did not. That's it with the naughty talk, I am turning the TV off"
I do not know where he got this saying buy he says ALL THE FLIPPIN TIME! I am thinking from that boy in his class that caused more trouble then he did.
Seth
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAAAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAAA NOOO WA WAAAA WA WAAA WAA
YOUR MEAN WAAA WAAAA WAAA MY SHOWS I WANT MY SHOWS NOOO
WAAAA WAAA WAAAA WAAAA TURN THEM BACK ON WAAAAAA WAAAA
WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
This was all in one long breath I swear! Wow huh? This kids has a set of lungs.
Me in the nicest sweetest voice, no sarcasm at all I swear. I had a great day and I had just come home from yoga class. I was so relaxed.
"It doesn't matter how long or how hard or how loud you cry I am not turning the TV back on"
Seth
"OK, good night"
Me absolutely silent and thinking that little snot gobblin, UGH!!!!!!!!!! Why does this child do this to me? He is the sweetest cutest thing. Loves to snuggle and will kiss you because he loves you too much. Aw right? I ALWAYS hear that I am the best mom and I get a HUGE bear hug. Aw again. Then no more then 2 seconds after being so sweet I hear
"Butthead"
"I am going to kick your head off"
"Fart"
"poop"
That is sassy talk in our house and he so knows it. UGH this child I adore him!
10 minutes after crying
Seth
"My nose is clogged, the stuffy won't come out"
Me
"Get a tissue they are on the piano"
Seth
"I want to Neti Pot"
Me
'Just bow your nose"
Seth
"Aw man, your so mean mom"
Me
"I try little man I try"
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
My nose is clogged...it won't come out
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Oh that is such good stuff!
Thanks you showing Insane Mama the comment love today! That's what being a SITS girl is all about.
Okay, taking off my SITS hat and commenting as myself...
Your blog cracks me up! I think me having a 7 year old boy makes all of your stories very relatable!
Yeah ... I am hated atleast 3 times a day by both my kids ... 6 moments of anxiety and I haven't even brushes my teeth!
Oh I can't wait till my kids start hating me...because the crap I deal with on a daily basis just isn't enough...
Just blow your nose so you can continue fighting, thats whatI would have said...
Just blow your nose so you can continue fighting, thats whatI would have said...
Hysterical!
We've all been through that!
And getting a kid to actually blow their little booger noses....I taught mine to 'smell out' . Then I stand there with the tissue at the ready!
love your blog
www.swirlgirlspearls.blogspot.com
Came over from SITS & am adding you to my blogroll right now!
Here by way of the Secret...
Poop is always funny.
Heheh. but my kids are not allowed to hate me or call me mean. It is against the law in our house!
You are one funny mom! Love your blog and your now famous "thankyou post!"
Wow, you've got a child who can do the Neti Pot! My husband just got one of those. I'd never heard about them before and now I see/hear about them everywhere. Funny how that happens :)
Ha Ha, love this one!
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