The things kids say

Picture this... it's 4th of July BEAUTIFUL blue sky, not too hot not too cold, just perfect. Two families get together to celebrate the birthday of our fine nation. Between the two families there are 5 children the 2 oldest who are boys are 10 the youngest who is a boy is 5. Girl 9, girl 7. There are 2 dads and 2 moms enjoying yummy drinks and delicious food. Your typical 4th of July celebration in any medium size town in America.

Now picture this...the kids want to play on the computer! What! No way is that going to happen right? Well after a few drinks they broke us down, we said 1 hour. They all go inside the moms and dads are enjoying the afternoon and the sudden lack of chaos that was just around us! Nice.

More stuff to picture...10 minutes later kids screaming, kids crying. 5 year old comes out and is telling us a tall tale.

5 year old boy says "7 year old girl is drinking beer"
Mom of 7 year old girl "What? I don't think so"
5 year old boy "Yes she is, I saw her do it"
Mom of 7 year old girl "Well, you are wrong, I know for a fact she does not like beer"
5 year old boy "Well I do!!!"

Now picture this...2 moms and 2 dads laughing and laughing.
Me saying " I am so going to blog about this"

Yep if you have not guessed that 5 year old boy belongs to me and NO he has not had beer, he just likes to say stuff! Funny stuff!!!

Just the other day he came out of his room to declare that next birthday he will be 21! Think I should be concerned? I pray for this child daily! :)